Flow It, Show It, Long as I Can Grow It
Published: January 01, 0001
Reading Time: Approx. 8 mins
Each week throws off several new video game lists ranging from [[link]] the humorous to the trivial. What’s better? A list of those. Here’s a roundup of the rundowns out there. •Top 10 Outrageous Haircuts in Gaming [Gaming Bolt] How [[link]] come I’m not on this list? Hell, how come Crecente isn’t on this list?(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); •Top 10 Most Ungrateful Kids in Video Games 
[Ranker] I was gonna say Butch from Fallout 3 but then I remembered 
I let his mom get eaten by radroaches. And stole her vodka. And killed him and took his jacket. Sorry, Butchie. •Top 10 Signs That You Played Too Much L.A. Noire [Planet Xbox 360] The deep distrust of anyone who wears size 8 shoes is probably a good indicator.
•Five of the Strangest Food Items in Video Games [OC Weekly] A Thanksgiving turkey served in a 55-gallon drum? What’s so strange about that? [[link]] My favorite was the 
XX-marked jug in Gauntlet. Is Elf starving? Get him liquored up instead. •Top 10 Worst Video Game Movies [Calm Down Tom] Even though it was not a video game (clarification: It was adapted into one later), I’m gonna put Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever on here, simply because being mistaken for a video game movie is the greatest regret of those who made that turd.