Ankle Bracelets
Published: January 01, 0001
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To: Luke From: Owen Re: A Coming Storm https://kotaku.com/a-coming-storm-5589245 New neighbor moved in this week. Seems like a nice guy. He has something about the size and shape of a baseball bat doughnut around his ankle, underneath his sock. Never seems to [[link]] take it off. Is this a
new piece [[link]] of jewelry? Signifying some
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